My grandma called me today and started talking to me about the democratic debate and blah blah. I tried avoiding it but she kept talking about it and I tried to find common ground with her by saying "oh well I hope it isn't hillary haha"
She then tried to convince me that Donald Trump "says what we're thinking about the race wars and those mex-illegals" and was like "well if you support Bush he's basically just part of the oligarchy too" (to paraphrase) and I was like "nah but I ordered a bernie sanders shirt today, the one with the rainbow on it because i'm really gay" and suddenly she had to go to bed.
so if your family argues with you about politics, just say you're a gay socialist. but no homo. which ties into my larger complaint, that I'm seeing her over the school break and she keeps trying to hook me up with random white guys or my ex, who is passably white,but not actually, just a lot more than my current significant other. and has a penis, which i think she is focused on. IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU DUMP GRANDPA AND MARRY HIM?
old people smh tbh fam